The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.
by Degenerates69 January 3, 2021
Get the Vortexmug. A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
Get the cerebral vortexmug. When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019
Get the Polar Vortexmug. It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
by AlAx January 31, 2021
Get the Dutch vortexmug. I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.
by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020
Get the Sweaty Vortexmug. by Hypo420 January 30, 2022
Get the Vortexingmug. A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
Get the Ball Vacuum Vortexmug.