Taple

To put something back together using a combination of tape and staples.

Note: This is a tempoaray fix and will most likely act as a last resort when all else has failed.

"My textbook was falling apart, but I tapled it in an effort to keep it in one piece until the end of the year."

by BFerrari April 1, 2009

The temple

your physical body. typically a male body

I'm working out and eating, gotta take care of the temple.

by JoserLo May 22, 2010

temple decker

its wher you fill the upper tank of the toilet with toilet paper then shit on top of the toilet paper leaving an even better effect to the upper decker

dave left a temple decker at work last night i wish i could of seen the janitors face when he seen that

by dirtydave October 11, 2006

teaflex

The automatic positive response to an offer of a cup of tea.

Person 1: "Would you like a cup o..?"
Person 2 *interjecting*: Yes!
Person 1: That's a powerful teaflex you have there.

by SCÜD June 13, 2011

Teasley

A gorgeous woman with a beautifully uncommon name. She is so sweet and caring. While she can get on your nerves she always means well. She deserves the world and is amazing.

"There isnt a girl better then this one!"
"Then you have never met a Teasley."

by William Moore 78 July 21, 2019

temple of notch

The Temple of Notch is what some would call, a holy sight, but to those few who know it’s true purpose, it is the holiest of hollies. Crafted and built with utmost care and dedication, The Temple of Notch has become the destination for weary, oppressed, and dedicated pilgrims, searching and seeking thoroughly for peace of mind, wisdom, knowledge of their surroundings, the inner cosmos, and the universe itself, power over their mind and body, mastery of the soul, balance between oneself and and the multiverse, the cave update, how to summon herobrine, the secrets to unlocking the pure potential of nature, happy little clouds, the 10/10 toothpaste, the 2 inch brush and the oil paint across the screen we’ll be using for today, dad, and all the unsaved worlds from Minecraft lite. Tread carefully on the path of life you choose to take, lost and wandering gamer, for it shall be riddled with thots, normies, and fedora boys, and remember, don’t ever waste diamonds on a hoe.

CHAD#69: Hey, fellow chad, shall you and you companions be making the pilgrimage to, The Temple of Notch?

WANDERING KYLE: Yes, o wise prophet, I, along with my traveling comrades, are in search of the secret to becoming a True Jedi!

by Wandering Chad:-1 January 15, 2020

shirley temple complex

an idea that children get that if they arent perfect they arent worth it. they constantly compare themselves to famous children, i.e. shirley temple, and have a feeling of inadequacy when they dont measure up.

most likely if you can look around and find a young child with self esteem issues, they are suffering from a shirley temple complex.

by thispseudonymsucks January 22, 2014