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vampire teabag

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

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Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
by MTalos August 15, 2003
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teabagging

To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.
Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth
Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.
by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009
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Herbal Teabag

The absolute height of sexual prowess, the Herbal Teabag is a process in which a man dunks his scrotum into a vat of runny feces, preferably left in the sun to bake for a few hours, and proceeds to deposit it into the waiting mouth of another.
1. "Dude, Andrew was passed out after the party and I totally gave him an Herbal Teabag."

2. "Man, I think my girlfriend is a freak, she won't stop hounding me for an Herbal Teabag."
by Ghetto Neematoad April 10, 2008
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Reverse Teabag

A girl on her period squats over a guy's face and repeatedly dips her already insterted tampon string in and out of his mouth. Also called, "the cottonmouth."
"I got back at John for teabagging me by reverse teabagging him when I was on the rag."
by Shooter12 December 26, 2007
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Tahanahanas

Pam Anderson's got tahanahanas, but I only have tahinihinis.
by LindaG October 10, 2006
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Tahalia

The best girl you would ever meet. Beautiful, Talented, Loayl, Funny and Smart. Has a fun personality. Knows what she wants and how to accomplish it. Get you a Tahalia!
Tahalia is a good friend.
by Tayee1 April 10, 2017
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