smorgasbord

the goofiest possible way you can refer to a large amount of something or a variety of

Person A: Hey, look over there, they got a smorgasbord of food down at the buffet!
Person B: I swear to god A, you're just making shit up at this point, get out of my car

by adultdriverformerlybabydriver November 19, 2022

Smorgasbord

Absaloutely devouring any food you can find in sight like a rabid dog whilst you receive oral from a partner and or partners

You hear about John and that dinner party? Yeah! I heard he ate a whole turkey during a smorgasbord. Holy shit I can’t belive it that man must be packing

by Kieriooooo November 25, 2022

smorgasbord

some random ass word toby fox made in deltarune

Smorgasbord.

by squilt September 15, 2022

smorgasbroading

After eating food while sitting on the couch and your dog tries to eat all the crumbs you dropped on yourself.

Dog, how many times do I have to tell you smorgasbroading is not allowed! Stop hoovering my chest!

by Julezinator November 20, 2023

smorgasbord

going absolutely ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

smorgasbord

Going absolute ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

That chocolate starfish was an absolute smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017