Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017

Scraping Fabric

When a Turtle Head touches your underwear.

I have a Turtle Head scraping fabric!!!

by EXAFSP June 28, 2009

Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010

Scrapping Paper

When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.

I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.

by Beezykid November 27, 2010

Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.

"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting

by thrutch December 3, 2013

sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.

Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015