friendly stabbing

having sex or intercourse.

Laying the pipe.

last night i gave the old lady a nice friendly stabbing

by Q bay bay May 4, 2008

Dung Stabber

A slang term for a Homosexual male.

Disease ridden Dung Stabbers.

by DaveyHawk October 2, 2009

Stab a Pig

1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.

"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"

by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

stabby rip stab stab

A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.

After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."

by Citizen_14 December 9, 2008

Pickle Stabber

Affectionate name given to a person with only one tooth.

Look at Jed with his lonesome tooth, he could stab a pickle right out of the jar with that tooth, he's a top class Pickle Stabber.

by Surebrec November 24, 2009

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

Stable Genius

A psychopath who's actual IQ is less than half what he thinks it is

Donald Trump is a stable genius

by IntlManoMystery August 20, 2018