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splooge

The fluid secreted by the male reproductive organs.
Just great,you got splooge all over my face!
by Jennifer Fletcher January 30, 2007
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Splooge

When people go paintballing, sometime the paintballs will "splooge"... this means that you have hit someone with a paintball
Paintballer 1: Head shot!
Paintballer 2: Dang he got SPLOOGED!
by Janjaweed111 March 14, 2009
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Splooge

When a man cums and the cum goes in the air and lands straight back down into the japs eye.
-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"

-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"
by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011
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Splurge

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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Sploogemop

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
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Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.
EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.
by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013
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Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.
Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.
by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015
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