splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.

Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!

by mishfish December 3, 2009

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Splat Trap

A subdued and less vagrant version of the widely used term "cum bucket", although they are not one in the same. The former denotes acceptance of volume while the latter indicates single serving.

While reserved mainly for those who consider themselves within the top tier of society, it is important to remember that Richard Gere did in fact snag himself a cum bucket and not a splat trap in Pretty Woman.

by Sir Kameron of the Chancellor January 17, 2015

Splat Tat

When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.

Susan has an open mind, but do you think she loves me enough to accept my splat tat.

by JJBidwell March 31, 2015

splatter film

A movie that goes way over the top with blood and/or gore for shock value.

Final Destination 1-5, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, and 100 tears are the goriest splatter films.

by #IQ134 June 17, 2017

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

Splatterbate

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017