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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants
I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker
by IzEliz April 30, 2015
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Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing
I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.
by Urban for life June 27, 2018
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Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!
by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019
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Bender Spender

A slutty homosexual sugar baby that lives on fast numourous relationships for fast money. Very snakey and shady and bank currupts their partner very fast.
I swear Greg is only in relationships constantly to get money for his Gucci belt and shoes.Hes such a Bender Spender
by Riceinmypitties September 13, 2019
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Sonos speakers

Best quality speakers; best networking speakers; Best bad ass speakers: no other speakers like it around. very simple to connect and use.
Nisha is wrong, SONOS speakers are the best speakers.
by Cire23 January 9, 2021
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