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dead sea scroll

A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.

An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.
"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."
by jamesohoh7@txic May 3, 2010
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Dr. Scholls

Maker of shoe insoles that will cause you to become "Gellin' like a felon".
There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'.

Hey Helen! You gellin'?

I'm gellin' like a felon! Want some melon?

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'.
by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003
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scroll

To steal something someone says or a picture of theirs
"Yo dude, u totally scrolled me wtf?!"

Or, when someone steals your pic on facebook and keeps it for themselves
by kushty October 4, 2009
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rick scrolled

on a web based forum, when a member has to scroll quickly beyond a questionable picture or video of immoral qualities, especially while a female counterpart may be watching.
RJ posted a disgusting picture, so I rick scrolled past it so my girlfriend wouldn't see it and slap me.
by KGIX April 7, 2008
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Scroll

A sexual act: to rim someone, using a circular scrolling motion with one's tongue. AKA a vegemite scroll.
They went home, and she scrolled him like a bakery.
by Count Smegula August 16, 2009
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scrollbelow.com

A site of cute animals that is totally awesome. It features one especially awesome picture of a cat going super sayan on a dog. go there. now.
by El trolololo April 30, 2011
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Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.
Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.
by RealReality August 15, 2020
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