1." I need to go and see Mr. Bevan about my essay "
" Nah Blud allow that he probs Schrammin a wall "
2." Omg look at that man, hes schramming his dog! "
" Kewl, lets advance closer and watch "
" Alright m8.... "
" Nah Blud allow that he probs Schrammin a wall "
2." Omg look at that man, hes schramming his dog! "
" Kewl, lets advance closer and watch "
" Alright m8.... "
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" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "
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/schmumping/ v. Wiggling; moping; snuggling; nuzzling; lying; eating; traveling; scooching; whining; jumping around excitedly.
/schmumping/ v. Wiggling; moping; snuggling; nuzzling; lying; eating; traveling; scooching; whining; jumping around excitedly.
To the boy snuggling into the covers on a late Saturday morning: "You're such a schmump."
To the boy dilly-dallying on the computer rather than going outside to enjoy the rare sunny day: "Stop schmumping around; it's getting late."
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schmump-ful, adjective
schmump⋅less, adjective ("Don't leave me schmumpless")
schmump⋅like, adjective
To the boy dilly-dallying on the computer rather than going outside to enjoy the rare sunny day: "Stop schmumping around; it's getting late."
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schmump-ful, adjective
schmump⋅less, adjective ("Don't leave me schmumpless")
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