remotest
the remotest clue .
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remotesmanship
The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.
Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.
remotesmanship by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008
Remoteitis
A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
Remoteitis by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
Remolested
Remolested by Raerae123 November 23, 2017
remotesexual
Person 1: making out with their remote
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please
remotesexual by lightbulbeater November 12, 2023
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