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remotesmanship 

The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.
Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.
remotesmanship by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

i love chicken and i hate math
damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

Remoteitis 

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
Remoteitis by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

Remolested 

Did you hear sarah was remolested yesterday??
Remolested by Raerae123 November 23, 2017

remotesexual 

a term in which one is sexually attracted to their remote
Person 1: making out with their remote
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please
remotesexual by lightbulbeater November 12, 2023

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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