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remotesmanship
The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.
Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.
remotesmanship by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008
Remoteitis
A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
Remoteitis by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
remotesexual
Person 1: making out with their remote
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please
remotesexual by lightbulbeater November 12, 2023
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.