release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap November 22, 2015

released a statement

To ejeculate.

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

by Tmosfell May 12, 2023

snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia

oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release

by everything else was taken 2 January 27, 2023

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

chicken-release

A situational episode when one must check and release others' works, while also dreaming of succulent fried chicken pieces, which may be in the form of nuggets, pieces, spare-ribs, wings, drumsticks, and/or any combination of the aforementioned.

Can you please chicken-release for me! (meaning someone said KFC, but you must check this for me)

by Thardman007 February 24, 2023

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang December 14, 2015