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Mega Psycho Crusher

A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.
Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
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psycho dick

the male equivalent of a "psycho chick/bitch." basically a guy who seems sincere, emotionally available, and affectionate until you disagree with him or catch him cheating, at which point he morphs into a defensive, mean-spirited, controlling jerk and tries to put the blame for HIS dishonest behavior on you.
I couldn't believe Derick turned out to be a Psycho Dick! He went from a dream boyfriend to an abusive jerk when his ex showed up in town.
by shinseiki October 27, 2007
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psycho chick

The Jekyll and Hyde female in her twenties.

Having left childhood behind, these chicks now battle through their twenties. Here they are buffeted between the pressures of work, drinking, boy-friend merry-go-rounds, monthly hormone attacks and the belief that their clocks are ticking.

Believe me, one day these chicks are heaven sent babes, then on the turn of a penny, the next day they are knife wielding harridans who relentlessly chant the mantra "All men are bastards ... why can't I find a boyfriend ... I'll never have babies ... I don't need a man etc."

Avoid them while in this evolving stage. Good news is they normally get their shit together sooner or later and the story does very often end happily.

Remember that every milf once was a psycho chick.
"Wow did you see that Chrissie? What a fucking psycho chick! Blob strop or what?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005
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psycho-bitch

A woman who seems to be a nice, suitable, companion who later reveals that they are fucking insane.
Warning Signs a Woman May Be A Psycho-Bitch
1)Openly talks about her period
2)Listens to emo-punk music such as "My Chemical Romance"
3)Jokes about murder/suicide
4)Says "I'm CRAZZAY" then blows away like a tumbleweed
5) Masturbates over pictures of dead animals
I was going to marry her, but then I realized she was a psycho-bitch.
by Abu Nazir December 25, 2014
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Psycho Killer

A deranged killer who murders without any remorse. The type of person that would kill someone for not being polite. Symptoms may include delusions of grandeur. Dr. David Byrne has theorized that the source of this extremely hostile behavior is the psycho killer's bed being on fire, resulting in loss of sleep.
That psycho killer just dumped drain cleaner on that rude guy.
by Kaptain Klown April 29, 2008
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American psycho

One who cuts off lovers lips with a nail scissors before having sex with her mouth.Also known to feed cats to bank machines
"I want to cut you open and play with your blood"
by Nicholas Linderschnaps September 4, 2004
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psycho

a) a psychotic, someone suffering from a from of psychosis
b) Alfred Hitchcock horror masterpeice psycho (1960) accredited with signifying the birth of the slasher movie
c)a psychobilly someone affiliated with psychobilly culture, fashion and music
a) he killed his mum, he must be a psycho
b) have you seen psycho, Norman Baites kills his mum
c) he killed his mum and has a flat top, he must be a psycho
by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007
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