Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.

Choad Phobia

by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008

Flocka-phobia

The initial reaction upon hearing a song by the notorious WAKA FLOCKA FLAME before realizing that he is a musical genius and a scholar.

hip hop scholar: Did you hear Flocka's new hit single?
person: I don't waste my time with that nonsense?!
hip hop scholar: Youv'e got a bad case of FLOCKA-phobia, HES SO HOODRICH

person: true true

by FAILmail5000 June 12, 2011

Elijah phobia

the fear of Elijah Daniel(lil phag)
Twitters faggot

bro,i got the Elijah phobia

by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed

Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.

by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023

hold-a-phobia

Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.

Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.

by MR. Dow Jones June 1, 2009

Draco-fan-Phobia

Being afraid of Draco Malfoy stans. Terrified of them

Some Draco stans were saying Malfoy is better than Harry, they're kind of terrifying
You probably have Draco-Fan-Phobia

by SimpForHarryPotter December 29, 2020

Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia

Fear of bottle blondes with large breasts.

I'm housebound with Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia and fear to go outside in case I run into one of them.

by Dannysierra38 July 10, 2010