phalangedick

someone who can move their dick like a finger

“ woah luke’s got such a phalangedick he can move it himself”

by jsav1283 August 13, 2023

Phalanx

The Phalanx, the secret organisation tasked with keeping the Nemesis beast under control, have been delivering tactical security and biohazard containment to sensitive research locations across the globe

A group of individuals who are tasked to detain the legendary Nemesis monster

R.I.P Phalanx man (Phalanx spokesperson) Cause of death: Nemesis monster

by Randomes January 26, 2024

Phalanoscopy

The placement of orchid stems in the anus

My wife brought some Phalaenopsis-phalanoscopy. going to phalanoscopise, phalanoscopising.

by Smudgedup November 16, 2023

phaloop

to use comically poor manufacturing methods

My new car is already falling apart; it must have been phalooped.

I will phaloop my math homework because I don't have time to do it correctly.

by The Schill Pickle December 7, 2023

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

Pholonthopied

A word to describe the action/feeling of falling down the stairs because of an iron deficiency, the iron deficiency causing persons not being able to see.

HEEEEEEEEELP! I'VE BEEN PHOLONOTHOPIED, CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

I sure hope that Sarah doesn't get pholonthopied again.

I used to Pholonthopie, but now that I eat steak... I no longer pholonothie

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024