penostrous

A very large penis, a penis that when viewed by male or female will just get a wow or a holy shit what do you feed that thing

Girl says: Cory what the hell do you feed that penostrous???

Cory says: well, I eat my wheeties every morning.

by Corythito August 5, 2005

Pedoshadow

Its when you have 5 o'clock shadow, but only for your mustache

Dude you need to shave, i can see your pedoshadow.

by dropthebearclaw September 24, 2011

Pendog

An animal that is a half penguin, half dog. It will not move unless its master slaps it on the bottom multiple times. Once it does move, it will shake and flay around in a motion similar to a seizure in an attempt to run away. Their thicc rear ends wobble like a fresh bowl of jello and make it impossible to move on their own. Once provoked the Pendog will shake only its large rear legs in an attempt to kick the attacker and run away. Pendog's anatomy prevents it from moving without a human dragging it on a leash.

Person 1: Wow dude, your Pendog is real cute!
Person 2: Thanks mate, go on and slap its thicc ass!
Person 1: That shit be jigglin' respectfully.

by pendogfromantarctica1 June 13, 2021

peadosmile

The Child Molester gave the young boy a very stern Peadosmile, as he performed sexual acts upon the boy.

A peadosmile is a horrible yet somewhat inviting grin that a peadophile will give to small children.

by JozwaTheBake April 26, 2007

Pendo

Pend's the guy who will always make your day when your mad or upset.He will always be there for you no matter what, he's a good lover and he does mistakes time to time, and that's what makes him the best, well his stupid sometimes, but girls still like him

I will always love pendo

Joel will always be pendo girlfriend cuz the are cute together 💕💕💕

by Trolol557 November 26, 2016

Pedosexual

Pedosexual
Also known to normalize the sexual abuse an adult gives to a child.

People that identify with Pedosexuality have been known to fight to be apart of the LGBT+ community and instead become the LGBTP+ community.

"I Identify as beening Pedosexual , and I want to be apart of the LBGT+ community"

by Chillasf February 11, 2018

pedostitute

A prostitute that caters to small children. Specifically, those under the age of 12. However, it should also be noted that very rarely are pedostitutes actually paid, and more often then not take money from the child after having their way with them.

"Billy, what happened to your money?"
"I got hit up by a pedostitute on the way to school."

by Silas Reaver January 2, 2008