Dutch Spray-painting

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

by A.D.N. July 12, 2022

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos

I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.

by noladoc April 26, 2014

adult finger painting

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.

During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

by The mermaid artist June 20, 2017

painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004

Painting the garage

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009