Oysterheaux

That one Atlanta girl who anticipated that her date would pay for her after she ate 48 oysters (and 2 Crab Cakes wit a side of potatoes).

aka "Oyster Girl", "EquanaB", or "equanaaa"

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: How many more platters are you gonna eat boo? I thought we were just going out for drinks!

Oysterheaux: Baby, let me order one more platter!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: Girl, you already ate 36 oysters!

Oysterheaux: Baby, they be so good...I just...I have to...they be so good. And, you invited me out...so imma eat!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: *Leaves and doesn't pay for her*

by 48_Oysters October 18, 2023

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.

I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.

by usmccouret July 21, 2014

bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 13, 2017

Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!

The male ate his semen like a man oyster!

by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017

hawaiian oyster

Overly Wet Pussy that looks like an oyster when presented to the taker.

I could tell from the wet spot she left on the mattress that she had a Hawaiian Oyster.

by BigMikeAZ April 21, 2018

oyster shot

When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster.

Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a Joana and the Whales seafood buffet

by Paul, compliments of Marty August 15, 2005

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012