That one Atlanta girl who anticipated that her date would pay for her after she ate 48 oysters (and 2 Crab Cakes wit a side of potatoes).
aka "Oyster Girl", "EquanaB", or "equanaaa"
aka "Oyster Girl", "EquanaB", or "equanaaa"
Nigga she met a few weeks ago: How many more platters are you gonna eat boo? I thought we were just going out for drinks!
Oysterheaux: Baby, let me order one more platter!
Nigga she met a few weeks ago: Girl, you already ate 36 oysters!
Oysterheaux: Baby, they be so good...I just...I have to...they be so good. And, you invited me out...so imma eat!
Nigga she met a few weeks ago: *Leaves and doesn't pay for her*
Oysterheaux: Baby, let me order one more platter!
Nigga she met a few weeks ago: Girl, you already ate 36 oysters!
Oysterheaux: Baby, they be so good...I just...I have to...they be so good. And, you invited me out...so imma eat!
Nigga she met a few weeks ago: *Leaves and doesn't pay for her*
by 48_Oysters October 19, 2023