Oysterheaux

That one Atlanta girl who anticipated that her date would pay for her after she ate 48 oysters (and 2 Crab Cakes wit a side of potatoes).

aka "Oyster Girl", "EquanaB", or "equanaaa"

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: How many more platters are you gonna eat boo? I thought we were just going out for drinks!

Oysterheaux: Baby, let me order one more platter!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: Girl, you already ate 36 oysters!

Oysterheaux: Baby, they be so good...I just...I have to...they be so good. And, you invited me out...so imma eat!

Nigga she met a few weeks ago: *Leaves and doesn't pay for her*

Oysterheaux by 48_Oysters October 18, 2023

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Oysterhead

Rock band trio established in 2001. Members include Stewart Copeland (The Police) on drums, Les Claypool (Primus) on bass, and Trey Anastasio (Phish) on guitar. They have one album "The Grand Pecking Order" released in 2002.

Did you hear that Oysterhead is playing Bonnaroo 2006?

Oysterhead by Spendogg April 7, 2006

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