Person one: Haven't you heard that the guy next door is a sex offender?
Person two: Your uncle lives next door to me.
Person two: Your uncle lives next door to me.
by Anonymous2169lol February 10, 2024

by Waitinlineforlebronsveinyahdih December 4, 2024

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.
Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
by Jusmar March 4, 2013

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.
by Monte R June 21, 2007

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022
