Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021
Get the Gerbil Offendermug. 
When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
Get the offendedmug. Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.
by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019
Get the Sexually Offendedmug. In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
Get the Offended by Nothingmug. a person who deliberately takes something out of context for the purpose of being offended, often shaming the source or demanding an apology.
source of origin: boomer facebook
source of origin: boomer facebook
pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
by rat0885 March 14, 2021
Get the offend-o-peepmug.