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NASCAR

Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
by m_baker_66 September 23, 2008
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NASCAR

Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
by m_baker_66 October 6, 2006
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NASCAR

GOOO FAST
TUURRRNNN LEEFT.
"NASCAR. Gay? Pointless."
by team slappy June 29, 2008
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Nascar

A 500 mile race between 43 drivers on a simple oval-like track. Though at some tracks it is more than just "turn left" EX: Infineon, Watkins Glen, other Road Tracks.

In other words, Simply The best thing in the world. <--- PERIOD BITCH!
"Every Sunday I watch Nascar! I <3 it"
by Nintendoid24 September 21, 2007
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NASCAR

Sport usually broadcasted on Fox or NBCSN. Toyota's, Chevy's, and Ford's take the track for 4 hours. Full of grueling, action packed racing inches away from 40 other competitors, at speeds upwards of 200 +MPH. If you haven't watched it on TV or LIVE, you can't bust it, best sport!
Nascar is on today, go Jr!
Landon Cassilll wins yay!
by Nascar - a sport September 7, 2016
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NASCAR

currently NASCAR(National Association For Stock Car Auto Racing) is the biggest sanctioning body for proffessional motorsports worldwide. It's elite cup series is currently the most sought after division in racing worldwide. While many unedjucated people call nascar a hick sport, recently several international drivers and world champions from a variety of backgrounds have entered the nascar ranks. also it's crew chiefs, drivers, engine builders and fabricators posses some of the best craftmanship and intellegence America has to offer. The cup series also offers the most useful innovations to it's manufacture. from tire technology to safety everything in nascar has to be mass produced which makes it easily transferable to passenger vehicles. in addition to it's top seeries nascar sanctions races all across north america. nascar racing is the most action packed form of motorsports on the market, with huge wrecks, rediculous speeds and the closest finishes week in and week out which is why it has such a huge fan base
tim: you gonna watch the nascar race this sunday?
bob: does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
by up in hurr September 20, 2009
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NASCAR

1. NASCAR is the most competitive racing series in the world, because all the cars are speced the same and the points are kept extremely tight. The championship is normally between at least 3 people going into the last race.

2. A great sport to fill the time between football seasons.

3. A reason to drink on sunday.
3 Guys watching NASCAR

Guy 1: Whose leading?

Guy 2: Who cares if it isn't Dale Jr or Jeff Gordon.

Guy 3: Give me another beer!
by pragonetti July 13, 2006
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