axe murder

A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods

Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun

by Mr. Axe November 12, 2013

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.

John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.

by Friday Bojangles November 23, 2010

murderlize

To defeat by an overwhelming margin.

Our Little League team got murderlized in the playoffs.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2005

Murder-Death-Kill

From the movie Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. It was repeated, along with a police code (1-8-7) over police scanners when Wesley Snipes' character had escaped from cryogenic prison into a crime free society, where he perpetrated many murders.

Police Scanner: Code 1-8-7. Murder-Death-Kill.

by Hexadecimal April 20, 2007

Informative murder porn

True crime shows used primarily by middle aged couples to get aroused. This phrase was coined by South Park in the season 17 episode of the same name.

Randy:"What is Minecraft, and how do you tame a horse in it?"
Stan:"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
Randy:"Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn!"

by Fractured but Whole October 24, 2017

murdery

A feeling of wanting to murder because of annoyance

Pilots make Amy feel very murdery!

by Feenie Feen June 16, 2016

murder hornet

Also known as the Asian Giant Hornet and one of the largest hornets, grows more then 2 inches long and destroys honeybee hives and kills honeybees by decapitating them. Not really a threat to humans or pets but a large threat to honeybee population. From Asia , they came to North America.

Jerry: Did you hear about the murder hornets ??
Lilia: Stop I dont even want to think about it

by C1ph3r3rr0r May 4, 2020