mentalcel

A person, especially a man, who has failed at dating because of mental impairment.

Joe: You claim to be an incel, but you sure don't look like one.
Henry: I'm a mentalcel.
Joe: Mentalcels are fakecels.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Mental Bangs

A person who has bangs and also clearly (and often after speaking to them) looks like they have issues.

The wearing of ugly bangs and also having mental issues.

It sounds rude but I'm talking about people who function in society, in real jobs, that clearly have mental issues...that also wear bangs. Hence, mental bangs.

Hey just more Utah Slang! XO

"OMG...She seemed cool until I talked with her. Clearly she had bangs but after speaking with her I knew they were mental bangs!!! EFFF!!"

"Did you see her mental bangs?"

"I think I fucked a guy with mental bangs...good thing I was blacked out."

by BrattyAnn:)XX November 3, 2011

Mentabuser

A Mentabuser is a person who mentally causes your mind to go in 10 different directions. They make you think that they are into you, and then a couple minutes later they act like they are not really into you anymore. They sound like a completely different person from one conversation to the next. They seem super bipolar in a relationship setting.

'AR' is continuously getting mentabused by 'SH' because he keeps saying he wants to hang out with her, but when the time comes to hang out, he acts like he isn't really interested in chilling. He is a Mentabuser.

by CR_328 February 9, 2014

Mental Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. Kind of like verbal slap, the only difference being that mental slaps usually are an insult to intelligence, as verbal slaps can pertain to anything.

Person One - (Blah blah blah)
Person Two - ...You're an idiot!
Person Three - Mental Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

marijuana maintainance

Using marijuana to keep one's self from drinking alcohol if one is a recovering alcoholic.

Friend 1: "Dude I've been off the booze for like 6 months now I'm feeling fucking great"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"

by AA_Stoner May 6, 2006

Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

mantasy

a fantasy, usually sexual, involving a faceless man or men

I finally had a moment to myself, when a phone call interrupted me from my mantasy.

by Julienumberone October 28, 2007