ming

to hang or laze around, doing whatever you feel like doing.

"are you busy today?"
"ohh nahh i'm just minging around"

"so what are tonights plans?"
"why don't we just ming?"

by ohhmygosh January 21, 2008

ming

Food served in the Great Hall at University College, Durham

"What was for ming at lunch today?" "Oh, just the usual glop and chips."

by dafyd December 09, 2004

ming

Verb. Ming (See also minger)

She mings mercilessly!

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

ming

Ming is a slang term for marijuana, or for smoking marijuana.

"yo, where you get ming from?"

"guys, it's time to ming."

by the minger September 21, 2008

ming

(v) To strike a woman while drunk, especially when you realize she's not going to give you any pussy.

(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.

(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.

Donaldo totally minged that girl when she told him he had a big head.

Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.

When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.

by gimpn8ez April 12, 2011

ming

Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked

Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?

by Critter December 09, 2003

ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia

"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"

by alex April 16, 2005