Malone

A loser; one who has strange one liners; a person you make fun of so that you feel better about yourself; a target of many jokes

Person 1: "That's so batman"
Person 2: What a Malone

Person 1: There was a smattering of them.
Person 2: What a Malone

Most famous Malone Saying: "You don't Malone me, I Malone you"

by verouchi September 7, 2013

post malone complex

Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.

“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”

by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

maloney

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008