Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Mauricio

Mauricio is one of a kind boyfriend. He’ll be the perfect boyfriend, husband, friend and person to share your life with.
He’s cute, handsome, clever and has an amazing personality. You’ll feel lucky to have him in your life.

You should definitely get a boyfriend like Mauricio.

by someoneoverhere March 8, 2022

maverick

some hypersexual twink cunt whos in my gym class

"hey dude i just fuckingg busted a load to an underage anime character haha heeheehoohoo im such a maverick"

by ILOVECOCK12 May 9, 2022

Maurice

A joke name for the Malicious Face enemy from ULTRAKILL, based off the filename of said enemy.

Malicious Faces, also known as Maurice, are lesser demons and the first demon enemies that the player encounters. One first appears as a boss in the mission 0-1: INTO THE FIRE and starts to appear as a normal enemy in the mission 0-4: A ONE-MACHINE ARMY .

by Deadcatisbad September 13, 2022

national maurice day

A day we celebrate Maurice and his photo shoot with trees

“what’s today and who’s that on the tree?”

“Oh it’s national maurice day and that’s maurice !!”

by ilovemaurice23 August 26, 2023

maurice

The maurice is a term with Italian origins and it represents a lesbian sexual practice.
It consists of an attempt to penetrate as much as possible a pussy with one boob and its nipple.
It is typically suitable for women with fuller breast.

The girl is making a maurice to her friend.
Those girls are having fun with the maurice.
"I want to have a maurice, make me a maurice".

by axel&pierre January 29, 2016

Maverick Motorboater

The act of motorboating your 2 week long girlfriend on your trampoline the same night you invited all of your friends over to watch movies in your backyard.

Maverick: "Dude I motorboated Kristen on friday!"

Friend: "When?"

Maverick: "On the trampoline during the movie lol"

Friend: "WHAT! YOU MAVERICK MOTORBOATER!"

by T1M3X September 30, 2009