Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009

Kangaroo

A martial artist who is very good at kicking, punching, and jumping around.

Brutus pushed Billy Jack and Billy did some Kangaroo action on his ass!

by Captain Kangaroo May 15, 2006

kangaroo piss

n. inexpensive, poor-quality Australian white wine.

-Have you tried Yellow Tail chardonnay?
-Blehh, I can't drink that kangaroo piss!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006

literal kangaroo

Pejorative for native Australian.

Dave: On my trip to Australia, there were literal kangaroos running around all over the place! It's crazy!
Skyler: What the hell dude! Not cool!

by Gomtuu September 17, 2019

Purple Kangaroo

a mans overly erect penis. purple is for the vein and the kangaroo part is pretty explainitory.

Man your dad gave me purple kangaroo last night. IT WAS AMAZING!
you should join us next time.
your dad wouldn't stop talking about you.

by Robin & Elena December 13, 2006

kangaroo court

A tribunal where their ain't no justice.

Bankruptcy Court is such a kangaroo court, the judges' robes come with a pocket in front.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Kangaroo Pouch

Folding the bottom of the ballsack over the top of the penis. This should resemble the penis as the baby Joey and you as the mother kangaroo pouch.

(At football practice, taking showers)

Brian stop doing the kangaroo pouch with your dick. You are freak'n all of us out.

by AndrewHunt23 March 13, 2011