Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

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stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009

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sea kittens

An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat.

Eating Sea Kittens is WRONG and you will be ridiculed by beautiful, sexy women everywhere.

by KweenofDenyl January 28, 2009

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Kittens

Adjective;
A term of endearment, to describe someone highly.

"I’m going to say “kittens,” which can be used as an adjective. Then I would say he’s very nice. He’s humble, he’s talented. And stylish."
-Andrew Vanwyngarden describing Ben Goldwasser

by A girl with kaleidoscope eyes May 21, 2011

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Someone who has an infatuation with another person in a strong way.

My grandfather is so smitten with my grandma. They are the cutest smitten kittens!

That Blair Ryan from class sure is a smitten kitten for the teacher!

smitten kitten smitten kitten lovers

by texaslonghornfan1937 October 20, 2015

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