hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008

joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

by crazy1291 March 1, 2009

jootsnackle

A negative adjective synonymous with names like "toolshed," "faggot," and/or "dick."

Sam pushed Josh over.

Josh: "Hey mother f***er, quit being a jootsnackle!"

by ikathegreat October 20, 2008

Joosless

A junkie/tweeker lacking the motivation or energy to go and score even though they have the cash. They are 'Joosless'

Michelle ; ' C'mon man, you been sitting here for hours, what you waiting for? Lets go already!...'

Max ; 'ok, just wait, we'll leave now, I'm nearly ready...'

Michelle ; ' Man, you flippen Joosless today, I been waiting all day, just gimme the money, I'll go...'

by Legend-Max February 3, 2012

Jooosh

An Extremely Horny Man, That's VERY Selfish. Also Has A Small Dick.

God Fucking Damn It I Hate Jooosh.
Yeah I Know Right!

by I AM CARL January 30, 2017

Jooshing

To "Joosh" up and change a recipe by making it your own.

I "Joosh" up my BBQ sauce with honey and brown sugar and make it my own recipe

You can "Joosh" up anything to change to your own taste.

I took a bottle of BBQ sauce and by jooshing it up with honey and brown sugar, I made it mine, and to my taste.

by DeeDeeSomeMore December 3, 2017

Joosua

Practically a GOD. Gets whatever he desires, can manipulate whomever that tries to step in his way. Joosua was born a warrior after his death he became a demigod and avenged his death. Nowadays only a few amount of children are named after this demigod because it brings fear to the public. He also gets all the ladies.

Joosua was an ancient demigod.

by Rwadar January 27, 2018