Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

by ma-wally February 24, 2010

Jooosh

An Extremely Horny Man, That's VERY Selfish. Also Has A Small Dick.

God Fucking Damn It I Hate Jooosh.
Yeah I Know Right!

by I AM CARL January 30, 2017

zhush or joosh

zhush (ĵ as in the French je + “oosh”) is a word whose usage dates as far back as 1968 in Britain. Its spelling, much like its origin, is elusive. It has been defined by the American Dialect Society (who placed it on their 2003 Word of the Year List) as a verb to mean “primp or fluff up”. Today, it appears in the pop lingo of certain queer makeover shows to mean “making something striking or flamboyant”. Either way, OUTwrites’ début collection zhushes up the LGBTI community of Toronto through its chorus of eight distinct voices.

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1) Zhush up that closet with some pink.

by outwrites March 27, 2005

Jooshe

To run your hands through your hair towards the root for the sake of adding volume; a predominantly Yiddish term

Whenever my hair looks drab, I jooshe it and it looks like sex hair. Then I can go out and get some ass at will

by Chris(teena) Cringle January 5, 2011

jooish

1. Full incarnation of the word joo.

You put the joo in jooish!

by who__cares May 16, 2009

Joosh

A nickname for josh/joshua.A very fun loving and caring person.Looks innocent but is probably the dirtiest person you can ever meet.Acts dumb but is really smart inside and knows it.Has a great personality and enjoys many things like nature to technology.Looks young for his age and typically surrounds himself with woman and is sex obsessed.

Person:Who's that?
Friend:Thats joosh
Person:Why is he in highschool he looks like a 5th grader?
Friend:Hes older than us.
Person:What!?

by Jewels Gazelle November 22, 2016

jooos!

a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.

Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.

by Ed Zimmer December 18, 2007