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Orificial Intelligence 

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
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Orificial Intelligence 

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

Directory intelligence 

Directory intelligence is the strategies and technologies for analyzing and improving your company’s directory data to create a more efficient digital workplace.
Directory intelligence is about using your directory data in new and better ways.

no intelligence fandom 

No intelligence fandom aka blinks ,fans of the most overrated kpop group of all time. They are bunch of 12 years olds who stream blackpink's dance videos and make fake achievements about their fave being the biggest group when in reality 4th gen groups easily outsell them .They also don't know the definition of good music
The no intelligence fandom is getting brave y'all 💀

Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.
Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.

American Intelligence 

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

Artificial intelligence 

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.
Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.