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Sex In A Hospital Bed 

A mixed drink of tequila and Mountain Dew's "Amp Relaunch".

Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.

Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.

They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.

Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
The party was really lacking, so I made "Sex In A Hospital Bed". Now every one is talking really loud and hugging.

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someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning 

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Sleeping in Hitler's bed 

When people unknowingly support or do things that they claim are against at its core with little to no consequences as their version of the value is deemed as good by the establishment and mainstream culture. Severe hypocrisy that they often share with others as a group, by actually promoting what they are against in i new package. People who sleep in Hitlers bed also believe they are morally superior than those who do not hold their value, even if the core value is the same. These people who sleep in Hitler's bed do not believe in the concept of "two wrong doesn't make one right", but see revenge by going down to the same level as their perceived enemies are on, and act just like them if not worse. People who sleep in Hitler's bed are often (but not always) politically correct.

TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.

Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.

Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.

Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.
Guy one: Did you see Rebecca's, Ashley's and Sarah's outbursts? They are pissed that they can't get a date from Tinder, any of them, and says that all men on that site are incels who hate women and can't treat a woman with the respect she deserves.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.

sleeping in the centre of a double bed 

one of the coolest things EVER!!!
I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

Getting an F in bedtime

Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way
Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime

biggots in bedsheets 

I saw these guys one time who had on white sweat shirts and looked like a bunch of biggots in bedsheets.

notch in the bedpost 

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.