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Impossiblest

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"
by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015
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Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013
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Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
by Itschrian January 26, 2018
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But my lord, this is impossible!

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.
"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"
by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018
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impassion

to cause, initiate, or inflict passion upon an idea, object, thought, feeling, or such stimulus
I. "He impassionately approves of his girlfriend's achievements."
II. "I am extremely impassioned about your earlier confrontation with me."
by TL373 July 21, 2006
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Impussible

The inability or impossibility of a straight man to get into a gay woman's pants.
He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!
by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011
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imposexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to imposters from the popular game Among us.
Crewmate: "Wow heh, you're hot as hell."
Undercover imposter: "Oh~ thanks. *blushes* - come into electrical with me, no one would see us~"
*walks into electrical*
Imposter: "Didn't know you were imposexual, heh..."
Crewmate: "WAIT NO, GET ME OUT OF HERE-"
by gleenyPromise September 12, 2020
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