Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them

"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World

Psycho Hose Beast by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008

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frozen hose

when a penis become erect at an unwanted time

see also morning wood or stiffy

Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work

frozen hose by mr. peabody (that time-travelling dog from Rocky & Bullwinkle) November 1, 2004

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Related Words

hosed • Hosedown • hosed down • hosed down her buttons • Hosed FN • Hosed Hole • hosed up • Hosedhigh • HoseDowner • getting hosed

hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.

Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

hose down the horses by frenzical July 7, 2009

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Garden Hose

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

Garden Hose by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

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