hapscrap

a noun meaning "information on what's happening" .. comes from "hap"--happening, as in the adjective "cool", and "scrap"--a random assortment of events.. "what's the happening scrap?"

"Hey, my brother, what's the hapscrap?"
"We're all gonna bust a chill over at Trill Sam's Bunker..."

by antoinedogball November 25, 2013

happsturbation

(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.

Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?

Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!

by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014

Hoopsies

When you shoot a basketball and miss.

*shoots basketball* *misses*
Lebron; Hoopsies!

by SuperDupe218 October 17, 2016

Hoopsie Doopsie

It's the kind of mood you're in when you don't know what kind of a mood it is

-How is your mood right now John?
-I don't know... Hoopsie Doopsie

by Psikodilemma March 21, 2019

HAPSMTRR

Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship rule

I am going to have to implement the HAPSMTRR since this one is super smart and so hot - I don’t care what people think.

by BobbyWeir April 4, 2019

HAPSMTRR

Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship-rule

Time for a Do Over, need to implement the HAPSMTRR and reboot my life since this new girl is so awesome.

by BobbyWeir April 4, 2019

Hampstersexual

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.

Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!

by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020