la rosa de guadalupe

a dramatic ass novela only hispanics watch usually available on telemundo and univision (very hispanic channels)

people walking up the stairs normally :
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs

by p-sped762 December 6, 2019

Virgin De Guadalupe

An engraved image of a lady resembling the Virgin Mary worshipped by many Mexican-Catholics.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.

"By the Virgin De Guadalupe we'll make it out of Tijuana with out being arrested by one of their corrupt police officers."

by Paco Rivera May 13, 2005

guacate

to strike, smack,or fall with a resounding blow.

So,I told her "hoyes vieja, get it yourself goddamn damn self!" and wakate she me hit dirty-style.

by sanch March 25, 2005

Guacamole Taco

when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009

guacamole nigga penis

When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis

Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..

by X ‍ April 21, 2019

GAAAAAAAAAA

A alternative to saying "Oh my god" or "oh my gosh"

Teacher assignes too much homework just yell "GAAAAAAAAAAA!" really loud. it gets the point across while leaving people clueless

by TheBeastlyOneForSure November 3, 2010

Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun.
The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding is a common occurance.

"Goddamn, I Guacamole Shotgunned the porcelian to pieces..."

by The_Justin June 19, 2007