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Gravity Vortex 

Good for 2 weeks until it's dirty and uncleanable. Wasted $200 on a bong you can't clean and only usable for 2 weeks. Plus, you suck up air through the down stem and suck up resin to my lungs.
Dude, that gravity vortex is grimey!
Gravity Vortex by Jeffy the Deffy January 16, 2008

Gravity cock block 

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."

gravity hit 

taking a toke and holding it in while hanging upside down by your knees from the monkey bars

best to use a spotter so ya don't crack ya head open
That was a good gravity hit,totally sweet head rush now hand me the beer bong.
gravity hit by the bomb December 7, 2003

Gravity Bomb

taking a hard spill, fall or wreck
I couldn't stay on my board today, I was dropping gravity bomb's all over the mountain!
Gravity Bomb by sks4540 April 19, 2004

Gravity Belt 

When you're hitting it from the back and you throw up on the girl's back.The yak then moves down around her stomach,forming a belt of chunks.
Person 1:Dude,I can't believe you fucked that fat landbeast last night.You must've been wasted.

Person 2:Yeah,I was blasted.It's cool though,I gave her a pretty beefy gravity belt.

gravity falls 

worst show in existence with awful unfunny humor and dull characters, i hope the animation studio burns down, and alex hirsch is a douchebag
gravity falls by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021