The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.
by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016
Get the Bladder gravitymug. The phenomenon which seems to be at play when multiple sour and discontent women are gathering together, resulting in a stronger and stronger discontent among them. This 'gravity' draws more and more women to it's growing gravitational center, which in the end becomes strong enough to draw the face muscles downward on the inflicted women - causing what is commonly known as the resting bitch face.
Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.
No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.
No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
"Dude, the bitch gravity of that group over there is dragging all the girls around them into one sour mass"
by jackhammer2002 October 30, 2015
Get the Bitch Gravitymug. The law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. The slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is quite dumb. The effect of Pedestrian Gravity increases exponentially with speed, with near or actual accidents occuring at high rates of speed.
I was hustling home along a busy sidewalk to take a dump but I didn't account for Pedestrian Gravity. This oblivious moron swerved right into my path and I bumped into her. We both fell over and I almost crapped my pants.
by McCreators October 11, 2011
Get the Pedestrian Gravitymug. Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...
by von groovy September 14, 2019
Get the gravity gravymug. A road on a hill in Eastern Massachusetts on which objects will roll up its slight but visually noticeable incline.
There have also been several sightings of a ghostly girl here before, but i'm sure that's a load of s**t.
There have also been several sightings of a ghostly girl here before, but i'm sure that's a load of s**t.
As my friends and i watched in amazement, my dad put the car in neutral, opened the door and hopped out as it began to slowly roll up the 'gravity hill' all by itself.
by Bradypats1 January 12, 2008
Get the gravity hillmug. An out of this world sex position in which the male jumps and mounts on the females shoulders whilest shes sucking on his shlong until he cums down her throat
Me and my girl just did a low gravity and it felt like I was on a swing while sticking my dick in a watermelon
by X_Low_Gravity_Master69_X November 17, 2020
Get the low gravitymug. by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015
Get the Gravity Checkmug.