Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gooping

The act of sticking a football pump into your urethra, then pumping it to inflate your balls. You can then bounce on your balls like a space hopper or if you use helium you can fly.

I've started gooping recently.

by Number One Gooper January 31, 2025

gooping

gooning and pooping simultiniously

I was gooping in the bedroom and made a big mess

by lordbulks February 17, 2026

Gorking

Fervent support of a person/ activity. Dick sucking/riding with the intention of sucking up to that person/thing. Origin of the word simulates the sound of said activity.

Conservative men love gorking on Trump's cob.

by gojaam February 17, 2025

Gooping

Gooning on your period and getting blood on your fingers

"I was gooning last night"
"You mean gooping?"

by Aesoup February 19, 2025

Gooping

Ejaculating and urinating at the same time whilst clenching

I like gooping routinely on Sunday afternoons

by DubberRucky February 22, 2025

Gooping

When you nut and piss at the same time while clenching

Yeah I saw Connor gooping the other day in the bathroom

by anonymous February 22, 2025