Concealing Glory

When your little man is wanting to wake up before nightfall, so you have to hide him by doing obvious actions and you get called out by your mates.

Mate: Jim you fucking crossing your legs, you Concealing Glory?

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

by PMitrano January 13, 2016

Glory-Yorking

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life

*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking

by Flatboyence November 8, 2015

Glazed Glory

Sticking your penis through a donut hole

That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.

by krazytaco November 10, 2009

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003

mornin' glory

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!

What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!

by Arbani October 15, 2015

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008