darth gaydar

What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...

Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"

Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."

Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*

Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."

by CockBoss O'WhopperWeiner March 24, 2009

gayemosex

Sexual intercourse among two emo boys or two emo girls. A more correct form of "Emo Sex" and a descriptive form of "Gay Sex."

Two emo boys having sex, two gay boys who appear to be emo having sex, two emo girls having sex, or two lesbians who appear to be emo having sex.

"Gayemosex is so hot."

by Jordan Monroe September 3, 2009

gaed

The act of magically becoming gay when touched by a gay person (man or woman).

Kevin: Hey man, I heard you became gay.
John: Yeah. Elton John gaed me last week when I high-fived him.

by juannyboy May 26, 2011

gayd

used when something has been made to be gay, much better to use than just gay, because it is not propper grammer

omg, patricks connection is so gayd, it used to be straight, but now its just plain homogenized

by leot May 28, 2004

Gamed

When your game cartridge is ripped out of your gameboy while you are playing

Someone is playing pokemon blue version so you rip out their game and yell "You got gamed!"

by got gamed May 20, 2009

gayduh

The innate inability to correctly identify gay people despite an abundance of obvious clues.

The opposite of gaydar

She didn't realize George Michael/Ted Haggard/Ricky Martin/Charlie Crist was gay?! That girl has gayduh

by Dr_Verbosity March 4, 2011

gaydar

A mental radar for telling whether someone is gay

1) I have a pretty good gaydar

2) My gaydar says that guy is definitely gay

by Penguin AWESOMENESS June 27, 2013