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Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024
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Funging

A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.

Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
by Bwep_1997 December 1, 2024
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Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.
The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.
by JewishLightning January 6, 2025
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Funting

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."
by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025
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Funningly

Funningly (adverb)
Doing something in a way that is both funny and joyful, often with a playful or lighthearted attitude. It’s when you’re having fun and making others laugh at the same time, combining humor and happiness into one action.
I funningly showed my freaky long tongue to my brother, and he asked if I was a snake!
by HeroKAlem August 9, 2025
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Fencing the island

Impeding traffic flow.
Driving slow in the fast lane. Purposely speeding up during passing gaps, then slowing down during congested areas. Often using semi-trucks in the art.
She's fencing the island. She's even watching in her rearview mirror laughing at me. Does this qualify for road rage?!
by Xanalu September 14, 2025
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Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it
-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.
by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025
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