The rich exchange of text began on a day when I had begun to reply with something quick witted and sexy. The arousing content flustered me so that I sent it prematurely and coined the phrase "finger flustered"
by Holly Backwards March 27, 2008
Get the finger flustered mug.a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?
Man 2: yeah....
Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
Man 2: yeah....
Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010
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Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
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2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016
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Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."
by casp82 January 27, 2009
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