farmers daughter

Slang for a quarter of an ounce

henry today?
no, better make it a farmers daughter

by deadwood August 1, 2003

farmers' market

(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.

Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!

by Sean Buford and Shane Cooter January 7, 2009

Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.

I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.

by JBuck December 2, 2013

farter lafag

a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.

"Hey man you owe me a sandwich"
"No i dont fuck you"
"Your such a fucking farter lafag"

by tammyr December 21, 2009

mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

by Tim Carson June 18, 2008

farter

Someone who farts on tv or on their CD!

Lindsay Lohan is a farter (TV-Wise)
Hilary Duff Is a farter (CD-Wise)

by Erin Wakey Balowey February 7, 2004

farmers

Disrespect.

Used to describe Nortenos by Surenos because of the red colors nortes wear.

Also because little white boys claiming XIV look like farm boys when wearing their colors.

Look at them bitch ass farmers ese, let's burn their flag and fuck all their hoes.

Man i dont like them x4 busters, nothin but faggot farmers ese.

by tremctokemoore February 26, 2010