Tosh Factor

The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.

John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.

Tosh Factor by IgotSWAG@Miami_da_U July 31, 2012

Phyllis Factor 

To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.

"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.

Phyllis Factor by Daisy Delfrega May 29, 2018

OMG Factor 

When you have sex with a girl and you completely ignore her for the first half and look away. Then all of a sudden you look straight into her eyes and scream at the top of your lungs. The desired effect is that later after you're done she will call her friends and say: "OMG did your boyfriend do this? because he scared the shit out of me when he did that."

A girl gets scared by her boyfriend when he screams at her during sex after ignoring her and looking away for most of the time. That my friends is the OMG Factor.

OMG Factor by thebigliboski March 23, 2009

gnar factor 

Yes, believe it or not, a rating system for gnarliness does exist!

The gnar factor measures how gnarly a certain activity is.
It can range from being low and lame, to high and extremely cool!

Note: The gnar factor does not neccesarily involve numbers and/or specific levels. It should be used to the best judgement of the person using it.

"How was the new half pipe in the new terrain park on the mountain?"
"Dude, the gnar factor was out of this world! It was intense!"

gnar factor by slaytheday December 13, 2009

Clutch Factor 

Amount of potential to be in the clutch state.

Having a high clutch factor means you'll be more likely to be clutch during a competitive activity such as sports.

Clutch Factor by drdestiny May 24, 2012

Virgin Slut Factor

Virgin Slut Factor n. (vûr j n sl t f k t r) or VSF

The mathematical theory that the number of years one waits to have sex is directly proportionate to the freak level they will attain after copulation. For Example if the going age in your area is 17 and you wait until you are 18 you will probably only have one partner during this first year of discovery. Unlike the one who might wait until they are 27, who might feel that they need to make up for lost time therefore sleeping with 10 people in the first year.

It isn’t Brittany’s fault that she is a total hoochie, her VSF was just too high.

Virgin Slut Factor by Imajica21 May 10, 2005

Internet hotness conversion factor 

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

Internet hotness conversion factor by JessLewis March 17, 2009