dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009

Make Dumpy

To move one's bowels, especially on a person's chest.

"Seeing all that hair reminded me that I needed to make dumpy and Merton's chest would be the perfect place."

by Nichie August 8, 2009

improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

flumpy dumpy

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet

You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!

by greg123250 September 12, 2016

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.

My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018