Belinjo Crackers

Made from the fruit of a Belinjo (gnetum gnemon) tree, the ripe red fruit are boiled then pounded and dried into flat little disks that puff up a bit when fried for just a few seconds.

We hope you enjoy our cheese flavoured Belinjo crackers!

by nurshahzani August 11, 2021

Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.

Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

soak your crackers

It means to calm down, and expression

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine

by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003

crackerths

cracker pronounced by a flamer <flamer:super gay guy>

*only a gay guy can make the word cracker sound gay*
"please pass tha crackerths"

by princessex November 24, 2003

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.

Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.

by Linoleum May 27, 2008