cornboy

A losing fantasy football franchise or a middle class punk who gets his kicks from playing 80's video games

Corboy is such a bitch he can never win the fantasy championship

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

cornbox

A person who is played out, often talking too much about some lame subject. Calling this person a cornbox loudly in their face results in visible confusion, temporarily stifling their useless jibberish.

"You're cornboxed" or "you're a cornbox" directed at a windbag.

by Captain Bly on Sep 8, 2012

tags: beat, played, square, shot, rap is beat, blowhard

"You're cornboxed" or "you're a cornbox" directed at a windbag.

by butsa September 8, 2012

Grandma’s Cornbread

The wrinkly old ass of an elderly woman.

Last night I got some of Grandma’s cornbread and it smelled like stale farts and cigarettes

by Burger boss eat my butt October 11, 2019

cornbread is wet

Insult; meaning you are inpatient, jump to conclusions, can't follow directions. Term originated from the south referring to "cooks" who can't wait long enough to cook their corn bread (johnny cake, journey cake) so that it's wet in the middle.

Todd's cornbread is wet. He can't be counted on to finish his unit testing before checking his code in.

Boy WTF, your cornbread is wet, check the f**k'n shell before you load the shot gun, 12 gauge don't go into a 20 guage.

Pelosi's cornbread is wet, she can't wait three day's for others to read the freak'n health care bill online before voting on it This so constituents can comment to their representatives about it.

by MrPlankton November 14, 2009

Corning

To ejaculate chunks of semen instead of a creamy like substance.

I was corning chunks of semen inside her.

by corning February 20, 2015

Cornbreading

It's caking but it is not as sweet

Jon: She just sent me a heart emoji!
Gerald: Aww shit you guys are caking!!!
Jon: No we're not, we're cornbreading. An emoji doesn't mean shit

by gatedear December 6, 2014

baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012