Tom: I almost died last night!
Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
by Gatedear November 30, 2013
Jon: She just sent me a heart emoji!
Gerald: Aww shit you guys are caking!!!
Jon: No we're not, we're cornbreading. An emoji doesn't mean shit
Gerald: Aww shit you guys are caking!!!
Jon: No we're not, we're cornbreading. An emoji doesn't mean shit
by gatedear December 06, 2014
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