eye corn

An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.

You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

SHE'S CORN

A CHICK THAT IS SO HOT, YOU WOULD EAT THE CORN FROM HER SHIT

(me) Dude I have a date tonight with Kristen! (asian friend) Man you lucky, she's corn.

by goatmilker February 26, 2011

shucking the corn

To jack off/beat meat/fap/jerk

Billy was shucking the corn last night while I was asleep

by Coyl March 30, 2015

Corn-Hobble

v: To hit someone with a fish.

Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.

Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!

Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.

by Millertime!! April 14, 2010

high fructose corn syrup

What you use when you’re out of lube

We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!

by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018

Grinding the Corn

Sexual technique. See the example.

From Six feet under (ep. 48):

(Jimmy and Claire in the bed, obviously after quite a good job..)

Jimmy: You know what is's called?
Claire: It has a name?
Jimmy: Grinding the Corn.
Claire: Grinding the Corn? What's the corn?
Jimmy: You know, with like a mortar and pestle. Only you push the pestle against the rim of mortar. Not in the bowl.
Claire: Oh.

by MichalMedved January 23, 2005